Dearhearts, it’s that special time of year again … when our darling celebrities don bikinis and carry out their nonsense in tropical locales whilst the rest of us huddle under our Snuggies, hot drinks clutched in our dry little hands, and wait for spring. (Not that Mean Betty would be caught dead in a Snuggie. Or ever has dry skin. But Mean Betty likes to relate to her readers!)

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Here are some of the most recent bikini-clad celebrity antics (and just remember kittens – Celebs: they’re just like us! Only rich! And famous!):

Rachel “What Me, Worry?” Uchitel

Tell Mean Betty, kittens, isn’t this the first thing YOU would do if you were trying to disprove nasty rumors about you and a married father of two? Jet off to a Florida beach a mere seven miles from where said married man is staying on his private yacht, and parade about in a string bikini? Why of course it is! It’s what any sensible woman would do!