So darlings, Bret Michaels isn’t sorry, got that? And you know what? Why should he be? Just because he and 17-year-old Miley Cyrus recorded a totally creepy “non-duet” together? Phsaw! Why the girl is almost legal!

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“We both know better than this/ Still we can't resist/ Slowly get undressed/ Won't you fall down on me/ So close I can feel you breathe,” the adorable pair croons together in a cover of Bret’s song, “Nothin’ to Lose.”

Totally appropriate, right?

Bret Michaels thinks so – he defended himself to Us Weekly, explaining that it was just an innocent project that came up spontaneously while young Miley was in his studio recording a cover of his other song “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” According to Bret, “[Miley's] like, ‘This is an incredible song, it's beautiful. Maybe I could [add] some stuff to it, some harmonies.’ I said, ‘That'd be killer!’”

Totally killer!