Dear readers, Mean Betty is just bursting with pride and good old American spirit today. Isn’t it just truly inspiring to see yet another example of the American Dream come true? Khloe Kardashian got to meet President Obama in the White House yesterday, and Mean Betty feels we should all take a page from this inspiring story.

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After all, what is Khloe Kardashian if not a bright and shiny example of the how a young woman can pull herself up by her bootstraps, take all that this country has to offer, and become a beacon of hope to the downtrodden!

Oh, wait … Khloe is actually an example of how a young woman with the right connections, family money, and a great publicist can become famous simply by being the little sister of a woman who became famous for being famous, and then marrying a sports star in a wedding filmed by E!.

But kittens, isn’t that really what the new American Dream is all about? Isn’t that what want our daughters to aspire too – spend enough time acting out your life on reality TV and you too can have a photo op with the President some day (by tagging along with your sports star hubbie)!