Mean Betty on Bad Bosses vs. Sexy Bosses

In honor of National Boss Day, Mean Betty presents a list of bosses much sexier – and therefore more sleep-with-able – than David Letterman.

-Mean Betty

Happy Boss’s Day, kittens! Isn’t that just the most darling holiday? Now, Mean Betty has to ask, where you as shocked as she by the news of David Letterman’s little love nest at the Late Show studios? The torrid tale of impressionable young assistants, an angry blackmailer, and a long-suffering wife? Davie just really – REALLY – doesn’t seem the type, does he? What Mean Betty is trying to say, pets, is this: If you’re going to sleep with your boss – well, make sure he’s worth the certain angst, heartbreak and, of course, possible humiliation at the hands of the national media!

What’s that? You need some examples? All right, dears, please have some pencils ready, because Mean Betty is not one to dole out pearls of wisdom and advice at the drop of a hat. Allow Mean Betty to elucidate.

Bosses More Sleep-with-able Than David Letterman:

Hmm, right off the top of Mean Betty’s pretty little head … Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman come to mind. Surely finding employ with one of those handsome fellows as a nanny or assistant couldn’t be too difficult for an enterprising young lady? Mean Betty is sure neither of them would ever attempt to make you part of a Top 10 list.



Oh … speaking of scary, bad bosses … would it surprise you to know Mean Betty has a little thing for Simon Cowell? Perhaps it something to do with “like minds” … Mean Betty + the King of Mean.

Tom Colicchio from Top Chef. Oh come now – here’s a man who could cook for you AND possibly propel you to heights of stardom on the Food Network!

Pete Cashmore, the CEO of Mashable and most handsome man on Twitter. Mean Betty doesn’t exactly understand what it is he does, but that’s not really important is it? What is important is that square jaw.