The Yankees may have lost last night, but who cares? The antics of A-Rod and his main squeeze Kate Hudson are clearly stealing the World Series Show no matter what the outcome. First, A-Rod’s ex “girlfriend” (and Mean Betty uses that word lightly) dishes to Us Weekly that the hunky ball player has not one, but two portraits of himself as a centaur in his humble home. And one of them hangs above his bed.

Let us just pause a moment to picture that.

Us Weekly also reports that Miss Hudson has been “bragging to pals about what a good lover Rodriguez is.”

"They love sex!" a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. "They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents."

Are you covering your ears yet, pets? One really does have to wonder … which half of the horse A-Rod imagines himself as, doesn’t one? It certainly would make the sex talk all that more interesting, no?