Doesn’t Brad Pitt know, as a major international heartthrob and, he has certain responsibilities? And number one on that list (well, aside from supplying us with endless Jen vs. Angelina gossip and speculation) is … to look sexy! This billy goat, beaded (as in, there are beads in there), mountain man goatee is simple not going to work for Mean Betty. Not at all.

Truly pets … when God gives you a face like that, why mess with perfection?

Let us get something straight here:

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow = kinda hot.

Brad Pitt with the same pirate beard = not.

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Hmmm ... actually, now that Mean Betty mentions it … Mean Betty did read an interesting snippet about Brad’s baby mama Angelina Jolie last night. What was it? Oh yes! It was in OK magazine: "Johnny Depp is Angelina Jolie’s New Leading Man!"

Apparently the hottie home wrecker and the perfectly delicious pirate are set to star together in a remake of a French espionage thriller called The Tourist. And we all know what happens when you mix Angelina Jolie + film set + guns and spy stuff + a handsome leading man who has heretofore been in a happy, stable
relationship …

Could this Jack-Sparrow beard situation be Brad’s way of fending off an unhappy ending to his own Angelina story? Is he somehow trying to get Angie used to the scruffy pirate look so she’s immune to the charms of Johnny and his freewheeling ways?

Because let’s be honest, kittens … if anyone can compete with Brad dear it’s Johnny boy!

Stay tuned …

xo,

Mean Betty

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