Mean Betty: Jon Gosselin Wants What?
So Daddy Gosselin wants full custody of the kids. Isn’t that fascinating?
Oh, darlings, how sweet! Jon Gosselin is so devoted and dedicated to his children that he suddenly decided he wants full custody of them! Isn’t that heartwarming? Mean Betty is sure this has nothing to do with this report from RadarOnline that he’s BROKE.
He’s just really, really – ALL OF A SUDDEN – worried about his babies.
And why the sudden concern? Jon claims that Kate’s been neglecting their brood while she’s off earning a living on Dancing With the Stars.
He’s sure to win over lots of single working mom fans with that one!
So, though heretofore he’s been too busy dating a string of trashy young women and fixing up his NYC “bachelor pad,” Jon is apparently going to sue for custody. Oh – and, of course – child support.
Jon Gosselin’s new shark lawyer, Anthony List, says, “Without a doubt, [Kate’s] an absentee parent.” He plans to file papers in Berks County Court in Pennsylvania this week to reopen the Gosselins’ divorce settlement, which gave Kate primary custody and saddled Jon with a monthly child support payment of $21,000.
List calls the child support arrangement “horrific” given Kate’s earning capacity.
Well yes, she does appear to have an “earning capacity” far greater than Jon – because usually one has to have a JOB in order to earn money! So funny how that works, right, kittens?
This delightful lawyer continues, “If she’s truly committed and dedicated to these children, as I believe she is, then she should open her eyes and see what’s happening to these children. Their life is topsy-turvy. Jon can give them stability.”
Quite so! Jon is if nothing else a paragon of stability!
What a joke. Grow up, Mr. Gosselin. Get a job, step out of the spotlight, and spend time with your children that doesn’t involve dragging their mother through yet another disruptive public battle.