Kittens! Everything is suddenly clear to Mean Betty now, thanks to an Iranian cleric and his wise teachings on, essentially, the dangers of slutty women ... They cause earthquakes!

“Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity, and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” a leading cleric said during a Friday prayer service in Iran, according to the AP.

Of course! Doesn’t it make perfect sense darlings? Where do we have the most earthquakes? Why … in California! And what else do we have in California?

Megan Fox! Surely tempting poor, defenseless (and apparently brainless and free will-less) men everywhere into debauchery and sin!

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Not to mention …

Miley Cyrus and her damnable short skirts!

And we’re not even safe from the elderly female celebs … why just look at this temptress/ harlot!