Lindsay Lohan's Obituary Being Pre-Written

Preparing for the actress's early demise, media outlets reportedly have LiLo's obituary on the backburner.

Lindsay Lohan’s Obituary Being Pre-Written

Preparing for the actress’s early demise, media outlets reportedly have LiLo’s obituary on the backburner.

-Faye Brennan

Lindsay Lohan

According to, media outlets have already started preparing Lindsay Lohan’s obituary so it’s ready to go in case Lohan  passes away soon.

“News outlets need to be prepared,” a senior producer at a major news outlet told Popeater’s Rob Schuter. “However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don’t want that to happen again.”  

Lindsay Lohan

In recent weeks, Lohan has definitely given the media outlets some cause for concern. Last week, she ate it and fell into a cactus, blaming her high-heeled shoes. And now, this past Saturday, a white powder exploded from her shoes as she was leaving a friend’s house in L.A.

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Was it baby powder to keep her feet from slipping in order to avoid another fall, or was it something else entirely? She has said she’s been clean for quite some time, but we all know about her past struggles with drugs and alcohol.

“If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die,” a friend of LiLo’s told TMZ recently.

We just hope her friend isn’t right. (Popeater)

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