It’s the end of the line for publicity magnet Jon Gosselin – and that’s really saying something. The father of eight signed a hand-written contract with former Star magazine reporter Kate Major in which he hired her as his personal assistant.

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According to RadarOnline.com Jon’s chicken scratches indicate that his ex-girlfriend would be entitled to a percentage of his “accounts” as a form of payment “based upon involvement.”

The document, which is dated July 28, 2009 and is likely to cause quite a stir in court, also features a broken promise from Major: “Jon and I will not comment publicly about our relationship.”

Ooh wouldn’t it have been lovely if they had actually stuck to their guns on that one?? (RadarOnline)

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