Sources tell Fox411 that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are stinky creatures who act as though it hurts to bathe.

“He isn't big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn't much different,” one source revealed. “They found their perfect match in each other - it's hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”

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The Pirates of the Caribbean star also has a habit of turning up for work looking a little less than fresh.

“When Johnny shows up for work or travel, he's usually in rough shape,” another insider dished. “If he's showing up for work on set, he'll be a total professional, but that doesn't mean he'll be shiny and clean. He entrusts his movie looks to his hair, makeup and costume team. He's quite a character in person."

Be that as it may, we’d still sell our granny (or cousins, uncles, etc.) down the river for a shot with Mr. Depp! (Fox411)

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