Doug Reinhardt? Breakup? We're sorry, Paris Hilton has no idea what you're talking about. She has moved on super quickly in the past two weeks, and she wants everyone to know it.

When Usmagazine.com asked Paris about her breakup with Doug at last night's Project A.L.S. fundraiser at Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood, the heiress said, ""I am like so past that -- I don't even care!"

The two PDA-lovin' lovebirds had been attached at the hip ever since they got together early last year, but now Paris claims, "I don't even remember that time in my life. I am over it!"

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OK, we get it, Paris. You're acting all aloof and nonchalant because you don't want us to find out that you're actually totally crushed and have been eating Ben & Jerry's and sobbing through romantic comedies alone every night since you and Doug broke up. Especially after all of those pictures surfaced of Doug partying it up with other peroxide blondes that weren't you. And then, sucking face with some brunette at Coachella.

We. Totally. Get. It.

But, was there really any need for this comment? "I am having so much fun. A lot of guys have obviously hit on me and I am getting thousands of calls, but I'm not ready to be with anyone."

Really, Paris? Thousands? Aren't you exaggerating just a little bit?

We know breakups are hard, and we're sure you said this comment just to make Doug jealous. But, we all go through public breakups now (thanks, Facebook), and there is definitely a classier way to come out on top. Be the bigger person Paris! (Usmagazine)

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