Is JWoww the New Kim Kardashian?

The two brunette reality stars have more in common than they’d probably like to admit!

-Julie Gerstein

You’d think Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Kim Kardashian could be the best of bosom buddies, but it looks like there won’t be a new girlie BFF power-couple — KWoww? — any time soon. That’s because the Jersey Shore gal completely upstaged the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star at the launch of her new Kardashians for Bebe line in New York on February 16. JWoww’s admirers couldn’t keep away from her — even asking if they could touch her boobs — leaving Kim without her fair share of admirers. So hurt was Kim, that she refused to pose for pictures with JWoww or let her backstage at her show. But we think the tortured twosome should kiss and makeup because Kim and JWoww have so much in common. It’s time for the brunettes to double up with their double Ds!

They like guys who are ripped and ready
Kim’s long-time boyfriend is super-sized New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush. JWoww likes guys, “tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones... that's the type I'm attracted to.” But potential mates better watch: Jwoww also claims she is “like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.” Ouch!

They keep it all in the family
Wherever Kim goes, Kourtney, Khloe or one of her other seven brothers or sisters are sure to follow. The 29-year-old just doesn’t stray far from her Armenian roots. The same goes for JWoww, whose Jersey Shore castmates are never more than a tanning bed or beach brawl away.

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They like to have fun in the (fake) sun
While it’s unclear if JWoww personally ascribes to her Jersey Shore castmates Pauly D. and The Situation’s motto of GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry), it’s pretty obvious she’s not afraid to bake in the sun. Same goes for Kim, whose skin always glows, thanks to lots of quality time in the sun.