Simon Cowell doesn’t think Howard Stern can fill his shoes. (PopEater)

Tiger’s tigresses: a retrospective. (PopEater)

Pete Wentz is a self-described “walking purse.” (PopEater)

Scott Disick can’t figure out why Kris Jenner won’t warm up to him. We have a few ideas… (Us Magazine)

Check your clock, Flavor Flav, it’s way past child support payment time. (Celeb Slam)

GOOP update (Gupdate?): Eliminate your “bat wings” with Gwyneth Paltrow’s trainer! (Lainey Gossip)

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