Jesse James’ fifth mistress - who totally looks like a dude FYI - held onto a shirt that belonged to the serial cheater as evidence of their affair. There’s using the old noggin… (RadarOnline)

Conan O’Brien kicked off his nationwide comedy tour in Oregon on Monday, and it was a smash! (PopEater)

Dita Von Teese proves that vampires go house hunting, too. (Just Jared)

Unlike her lazy, moronic ex, Kate Gosselin actually understands that parenting involves work. (PopEater)

Jessica Simpson did NOT wear concealer on April’s Marie Claire cover, ok peeps? (Us Magazine)

Uggh, yet another young man who wants to bump uglies with Megan Fox. (Hollywood Life)

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