Good heavens! Halle Berry spent how much on that diaper bag?? (Famecrawler)

Matt Grant, aka the foreign hottie from season 12 of The Bachelor, dishes on reality star Shayne Lamas’ surprise wedding! (DelainaDixon)

Darn, Pink’s mysterious bump was just a food baby. (PopEater)

Lindsay Lohan claims former girlfriend Samantha Ronson spat in her face at a friend’s b-day party. These guys really need to stop attending the same events. (RadarOnline)

Whoever is responsible for introducing Twitter into our lives has to ban Scott Baio from using the service! Please … we are begging you. (PopEater)

There’s a slight possibility that Larry King’s soon-to-be-ex-wife only married him for his money. Duh! Why else would she have done it? Oh, right, he has such a sparkling personality… (Us Magazine)

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