Hollywood's Worst Boob Jobs

There's a reason they're called fakes!
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Hollywood’s Worst Boob Jobs

There’s a reason they’re called fakes!

-The Betty Editors

Pamela Anderson

Although we may not know why so many actresses go for overblown breast implants, one thing’s for sure: Pamela Anderson started it all. Back in the 1990s, the Baywatch actress set a record for bulging porn-star boobs, and celebrities have been copying her buxom look ever since. But as any gossip-column reader knows, big breasts on skinny women don’t always look genuine — or even like a good fake. Here, board-certified Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Renato Calabria (who has not treated any of these stars) weighs in on some of the worst boob jobs in the entertainment business.

Victoria Beckham

Grade: C

Let’s be honest: The former Posh Spice has breasts that look like her husband David’s soccer balls. We don’t know her motto, but we think a good one might be “If you haven’t got it, fake it!” Says Dr. Calabria, “When you see a very thin person like Victoria Beckham with the round look, it’s a clear-cut sign that they’ve had implants. She is a C, but for her a B would be enough. She’s very thin and doesn’t have a lot of breast tissue.”

Tori Spelling


Grade: D

A boob job? Tori? Really? Tori Spelling’s never publicly admitted that she has bogus breasts, but there were jokes about the rumors in her 2006 TV show So NoTORIous. While her two recent pregnancies can explain why her breasts are bigger, the roundness of her D cups is indicative of implants, according to Dr. Calabria. “She’s too top heavy,” he says.



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Tara Reid

Grade: B+

The party girl’s breast implant trauma became public knowledge when she accidentally slipped out of her dress at Sean “P Diddy” Comb’s birthday party, revealing her terrible surgery scars. Afterward, the American Pie veteran said that if she had a chance to do it over again, “I never would have done it in the first place.” Appearing on the TV show The View, she said, “I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs.” Tara has since had a second surgery to fix the first job. But she will always be known for her embarrassing nipple flash. Luckily, when clothed, “Her cleavage looks natural, but the issue is with the scarring,” says Dr. Calabria.

Paula Abdul

Grade: C

It’s a good thing that the ex-American Idol star Paula Abdul doesn’t have anyone judging her (alleged ) boob job, because as it wouldn’t get a good review! “There’s too much roundness on top. Natural breasts have more of a slope,” explains Dr. Calabria, who thinks that the 5’2” singer opted for implants that were too big for her tiny frame. “She should have gone a little smaller. She looks to be a C, which [is] too large for her figure.”


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  1. livetogossip says:

    And this is why I will never get implants.

  2. ugogirl says:

    can you imagine me getting implants! i would need 12!!!

  3. bryony1 says:

    I have yet to see implants that didn’t look like implants. If guys think squeezing plastic bags is fun, I guess implants will go on. But lots of women with A and B cup sizes have extremely sexually sensitive breasts, especially nipples. I’d like to know if it’s the same after implants. If not, pleasure has been sacrificed for appearance — artificial appearance.

  4. roylj says:

    I’m tired of seeing women ruin their appearance with boob jobs. Breasts are for the women and the babies they bear, and nipples are for babies to nurse and for men to bring pleasure to women. Why women want to mutilate their bodies puzzles me, and I’m against it.

  5. a1991amy says:

    i don’t understand people’s reasons behind getting breast implants. I was 34A for a few years until at 17 i had a completely natural growth spurt and went to 34C. I liked being 34A a whole lot better, it’s hard to find shirts that look good while not showing off my figure. Why is everyone so obsessed with boobs?

  6. dannid842 says:

    For a long time I thought about getting implants. I was tall, thin and felt like I could iron on my chest. Then out of nowhere when I was around 23 my boobs decided they wanted to show up! I went from being a 34 barely B to a 34 C. Who knows what would have happened it I got them!

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