Daily Dish

1. What's an insanely wealthy workaholic to do after adopting yet another tiny tot? Why, redecorate of course! Madonna has asked Gwyneth Paltrow to help beautify Mercy James' bedroom, as she was bowled over by the stylish suite that Miss Goop arranged for her own daughter. Madge's shopping list reportedly includes antique teddy bears, porcelain dolls, leather-bound books and maps of Africa. Ah, just like Betty had as a girl ... (The Sun)

2. Sweet, but with a hint of stinginess? Rumored to be heading-down-the-aisle couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie donated $1 million to help refugees in Pakistan on Wednesday. Angelina has made it a point to visit the impoverished country three times, and has a longstanding relationship with the UN Refugee Agency. She also raked in $27 million this past year for her work in Wanted and Kung Fu Panda, earning her the top spot on Forbes' Most Powerful Celebrities list. So while it's great that the Jolie-Pitt Foundation came to the rescue, couldn't they - at least Angie - have coughed up a bit more? (People)

3. Have you ever felt this embarrassed for anyone else in your life? Paris Hilton ditched her typical attire in favor of a customary Arabian gown to bring some authenticity to her BFF Dubai launch. The heiress attended a press conference for the reality series last night in the United Arab Emirates, where she will be staying for the next four weeks in order to find a new best friend. Do you recall EVER seeing Hilton with so much clothing on at one time? (Daily Mail)

4. Sure he can tweet, but can he hang with the Broadway gang? Though he has no actual stage experience Ashton Kutcher is considering trying out for Neil LaBute's "Fat Pig" play, a comedy that centers around a handsome guy named Tom who courts a plus-size gal. The title, combined with the fact that the majority of the show focuses on Tom's chauvinistic buddies (fat jokes much?), will no doubt make this "comedy" a surefire dud. (Playbill.com) 

5. After months of side-stepping squabble gossip, Billy Joel's rep has announced that the musician is officially divorcing his wife of five years. The news that he and Katie Lee were kaput stunned readers yesterday afternoon, as any issues the two may have been experiencing of late appeared to be clearing up. At 60 years of age, is Joel finally hitting a midlife crises? (Omg!)

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