Daily Dish

1. Although Oprah still pulls in more dough than any other A-Lister on the planet, Angelina Jolie has been bumped to the top of Forbes' Annual Celebrity 100 list. The actress scored major points for her work in Wanted and Kung Fu Panda, which garnered her a cool $27 million. Others that made the top cut are Winfrey, Madonna, Beyonce, Tiger Woods, Bruce Springsteen and Jennifer Aniston. Of course the most interesting of the lot is President Barack Obama, who amazingly catches crap for his celebrity standing, yet only managed to reach number 49! So ... Angie is actually more influential than the man running our country?? (Huffington Post)

2. Everybody's a fan, even the tweeting squad! Computer-savvy Demi Moore loves Susan Boyle so much that she is willing to dole out $45,000 (£30,000) for the singing sensation to serenade her and her hubby. Both Demi and Ashton Kutcher adore the Hairy Angel, and would be pleased as punch if she would consent to dazzling guests at their wedding anniversary bash in September. This invite seems to have come at the right time, as Susan has JUST exited the doors of The Priory clinic, her rep disclosed this morning. Although she may not be feeling 100 percent at the moment, we'd be shocked if she declined Demi's offer! (Daily Mirror)

3. Entertaining indeed! Comedic genius Amy Poehler joined Kathy Griffin, Rachael Ray and the always adorable Anderson Cooper at the 34th annual Gracie Awards in New York yesterday evening to honor today's top female entertainers. The Baby Mama star scored the 2009 Dove Real Beauty Award, since she's oh so loverly and ridiculously witty. When is she going to stop by our offices? (FishbowlNY)

4. Goopy Gwyneth Paltrow caused quite a stir last night while shooting the breeze with funnyman Conan O'Brien. Her appearance on the Tonight Show didn't go over so well, as she had slathered a generous amount of ... baby oil? on her legs before taking to the stage. Shiny much? And why did her dress look like caviar on steroids? (Daily Mail)

5. Simon Cowell's former ladylove Terri Seymour can sleep easy knowing that her attacker is getting hers. Today 33-year-old Janice Thibodeaux, who tried to choke Seymour on May 19 after the American Idol finale, pleaded guilty to one count of battery. She is facing anger-management seminars, a psychological evaluation, and three years probation. Justice is served! (E! Online)