Halloween is the one day a year where normally tame women are allowed to slut it up and straight men can’t wait to dress in drag. It’s a day not to be squandered! But this year, why not nix the ghosts and Goblins in favor of these celebrities—arguably, they’re a lot scarier.

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1. Jersey Shore cast

Like many of the best Halloween costumes, this one requires a bit of advance preparation, a little GTL—gym, tan, laundry—if you will. While any gal can torture her hair into a Snooki poof and go solo, this really works best as a group gag. If your guys aren’t ripped, just paint on some situation abs. Turn a flat friend into Jwoww with some balloon boobs. And don’t skimp on the self-tanner and hair gel.

2. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren

It may seem a little mean, but after the divorce smoke cleared these two were each left with several hundred mil; cry them a water trap. The guy just needs a golf shirt, Nike cap, aww-shucks grin and of course a cell phone with several naughty texts from strippers. The better half requires a blonde wig, an angry grimace, and of course a twisted golf club, she may have used to clobber the golf great.

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