9 Celebrity Marriages That Were Shorter-Lived Than Kim Kardashian’s
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage isn’t the only short-lived celeb union to have made the tabloids.
Okay, okay, I know: we’re all sick of hearing about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ impending divorce. We’re also all sick of hearing about how the marriage only lasted 72 days. But you know what we aren’t sick of hearing about? Other short-lived celebrity marriages. Specifically, celebrity marriages that didn’t even last as long as Kim and Kris’. How does that sound? Mildly hilarious? Yeah, we thought so too. So, counting down in descending order of length, here are our top 9 celebrity marriages that were shorter-lived than Kim Kardashian’s. Ready? Here we go!
9. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon: 10 weeks (just like Kim and Kris)
After both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson got hitched to Rick Salomon, who’s mostly famous for being the other party in the Paris Hilton sex tape. They separated after 10 weeks, and Pam filed for divorce shortly thereafter, citing fraud as the reason. Given that Rick made the Paris Hilton sex tape while he was married to actress Shannen Doherty, Pam really shouldn’t have been surprised that he proved to be untrustworthy.
8. Jana Kramer and Johnathon Schaech: 1 month
Johnathon Schaech is probably most well-known for playing Jimmy, the jerky lead singer of The Wonders, in That Thing You Do!. However, he’s also now pretty well-known for his one-month-long marriage to One Tree Hill actress Jana Kramer. The reason? Well, it was partially the age difference—Jana is 14 years younger than Johnathon—but it was also partially the fact that she had moved into his place within six months of dating and apparently hated it there. That… sounds kind of lame, actually.
7. Drew Barrymore and Jeremy Thomas: 19 days
Drew Barrymore has been party to a lot of wacky marriages in her life (Tom Green? Really?), but her shortest was to bartender Jeremy Thomas, whom she married on a whim. We know Drew is a free spirit, and that’s cool and all; but this whole marrying-on-a-whim thing? Doesn’t seem to be going too well. Just sayin’.
6. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry: 18 days
Though Mario Lopez and Ali Landry dated for six years before tying the knot, it only took 18 days for that knot to untie—due to Mario’s cheatin’ ways. It all goes back to Mario’s bachelor party: Ali, you see, was under the impression that he was on a fishing trip. This ended up being, ahem, not the case, and when evidence of Mario’s infidelities during the night surfaced, Ali gave him his walking papers. Good for her!
More short-lived celeb marriages, including one of Cher’s, up next!