4 Things You Think Are Sexy That Really Aren’t

Sometimes what with think is a sexy turn-on is actually a major turn-off!

-Elizabeth Marie

Have you ever thought you were being so ultra sexy and alluring, only to look back days, weeks or months later and cringe, thinking “WHAT was I thinking?” We have too, so we’ve compiled a short list of the common things women do that they think are sexy, but just…aren’t!

1. Showing all your skin at once.

Sometimes women get a bit overly excited when choosing what to wear, or more specifically, what not to wear and we think it’s a genius idea to wear the tiniest articles of clothing in our closets if we want to attract a man. I think it’s because we all saw the movie Clueless one too many times and really took it to heart when Cher said, “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.” While, yeah sure, it’s always fun if the guy you have a crush on thinks of sex when he see’s you, but you’re more than sex; You’re funny and interesting and fun to talk to and make a damn good omelet. Don’t blind him with so much skin that he forgets all the important stuff.

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2. Sexting.

Does this word make anyone else wildly uncomfortable? I mean, we’re adults right? And we’re having sex…via text message? Ok, got it. Texting is probably the number one form of communication these days, which is a whole other depressing topic, but of course we couldn’t leave well enough alone…we had to go and spice it up and turn it sexual! The thing is though, if you’re dating someone and like, actually see them or talk to them all the time, what does a hot sexting session bring to the table? Not to mention, my iPhone likes to embarrass me on a daily basis with it’s absurd auto corrects, and that’s just when I’m texting my best friend. If you’ve gotta get your rocks off and you’re not with your man, get thee on Skype and at least see each other while you tell him all the naughty things you’d do to him if he were there. Or just go read Fifty Shades Of Grey like every other pent up woman in the world!

The truth about body oil and that whole princess thing up next!