Oscars Red Carpet: Three Incredible Dresses, A Bunch of Pretty Ones and … Others
Naomi Watts took the red carpet cake, Jennifer Lawrence was pretty in pale pink, and Anne Hathaway’s boobs were odd.
-April Daniels Hussar
Welp folks, the biggest red carpet event of the year took place last night. There were a few true stunners, a bunch of very pretty dresses, and a couple of cringe-worthy looks. But on the other hand I watched the Oscars in my pajamas wearing mis-matched socks, so what do I know? Let’s start with my three all-around red carpet winners of the night: