Emmys Fashion: The Bad, The Boring and the WTF?!
Gwyneth confuses, Katie bores and Paz frightens.
-April Daniels Hussar
Oh come on now. What would Emmys coverage be without some sniping at the red carpet? Here’s our lineup of misses. (Click here to read our favorites, from Christina Hendricks to Anna Faris.)
THE BAD AND THE BORING:
Oh dear– such a beautiful girl, and that royal blue is a gorgeous color. But the cut of her Roksanda Ilincic dress does nothing for Diana’s figure.
Bun? And tank dress? We’re surprised Suri let you out of the house in this Calvin Kline number!
It pains us to say, because we heart Zooey (presenting here with Will Arnett, who looks equally surprised by her dress)… but is that a giant Pepto-Bismo bottle? Or an homage to Gwyneth Paltrow’s Oscar dress of years past? Or perhaps Zooey thought she was off to a hoe-down themed prom?
LOVE the emerald green. Do not love the unflattering fit of her Carolina Hererra gown.
Yikes! What happened, Drew? If we didn’t know this was Givenchy Haute Couture, we’d have suspected you of DIYing your emsemble using some sofa upholstery. Drew somewhat redeems herself with Van Cleef and Arpels jewels and Jimmy Choo shoes.
NEW CATEGORY! THE “WTF?”
Paz de la Huerta
Perhaps we have been watching too many zombie movies, but Paz looks like she belongs with the undead. And it frightens us.
It may be Pucci, but it’s still a crop top. Ok, Gwynnie, we get it. You’re in amazing shape. Your tummy is flat.
“TV personality” (we had to look her up, too) Phoebe Price certainly didn’t bore on the red carpet. And we kind of like her boldness — we agree there should be more fascinators in Hollywood (why should the Brits get all the fun?). But we’re a little afraid of her raccoon eyes
Padma Lakshmi … Best “If You Can’t Win an Emmy, at Least You Can Dress Like One!” Gown:
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April Daniels Hussar is BettyConfidential’s Executive Editor. She secretly wishes she had any one of these gowns, and somewhere to wear it.