The Internet has been all abuzz lately over a leaked sex scene between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart from the third Twilight film, Eclipse. And while it will certainly be nice to see Edward finally sink his teeth into Bella when the film opens this week, we’d bet a pack of Trojans that R-Patz and K-Stew’s PG-rated vampire lovin' has nothing on these steamy sex scenes.

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1. 9 1/2 Weeks: Old School Ogling

The 1986 flick combines two great things: anonymous sex and snacks. How could you go wrong with all those strawberries, olives, and pastrami on rye? And that’s before we even get to a pre-bizarre Mickey Rourke melting ice cubes on blindfolded Kim Bassinger’s sexy stomach. Sizzle. Chomp. Sizzle.