What is a Snooki?

Darlings, please explain. What is this creature doing on the red carpet? Is this in fact further proof that the world is indeed coming to an end?

Poor Little Miley Cyrus

Oh kittens, it’s just so sad. Why Miley Cyrus is simply “over” the paparazzi!

"Honestly I am so over these photographers!" Miley complained on her website of the gaggle of snappers that followed along on her sushi outing last weekend. "It's really scary for me, especially being a new driver! Sorry I'm venting, but somehow I feel like my fans are the only people I can talk to."

A word of advice, dear: If you want to draw less attention to yourself, perhaps try not stepping out in a barely-there, ripped away shirt and a pair of boots you apparently borrowed from your friendly neighborhood hooker. That might do the trick!

Grandpa LeBlanc

Oh my! Can that really be Matt LeBlanc? What has happened to him? And more importantly, how is it possible that he looks old enough to be Mean Betty’s Great Grandpa, while all the women he worked with on Friends are seemingly ageless?