Just Another Manic Mommy

Dear Manic Mommy: My daughter is 5 years old. She wants to know how babies get into the mommy's belly. What is the simplest answer to that question?

Manic Mommy: I remember making this parenting mistake: telling too much too soon. When my son was about 2, he was on the potty and he grabbed at his stuff and asked, "Mommy, what are these?" And I answered, "Those are your testicles." WHOA! Why did I tell him THAT!? Immediately after, I worried that at the next playgroup he would bare all his nudy stuff and start yelling, "Testicles! These are my testicles! Look at my testicles!" I feared I told him too much too soon.

So, in response to your daughter's question, I'd opt for the simple answer. Maybe tell her something like that when mommies and daddies love one another (or get really drunk - of course, I'M JUST KIDDING!) they decide to have a baby. Or, depending on religious beliefs, you can say that God makes it happen. Or you can say that when mommies and daddies get close that shows God that they want to have a baby. You can also go the plant and the seed route and explain how a flower grows with a seed and some water, and then ask her if she wants to go get some flower seeds to plant. That way you can divert her attention so she won't be thinking about sex anymore!

Basically, only share enough to appease her for that moment. And after you answer her question the way you see fit, immediately ask her if she wants some ice cream. That should stop further questioning for the time being.