Just Another Manic Mommy

My mom will flip out!

Dear Manic Mommy: I think I'm pregnant and I don't know how to tell my mom. She thinks I'm still a virgin and I'm scared she is going to flip out on me and I don't want that.

Manic Mommy: You think you're pregnant but you're not sure, and you're scared that your mom will flip out because she thinks you're still a virgin, and you don't want that? Well, I know that can be a scary feeling, but so can single parenthood at a young age. But for now, you don't even know for sure if you are pregnant, so there's no point in panicking at the moment. Let's just say you're not pregnant. If that's the case, you should start thinking about making some smarter choices - use birth control every time and consider this as your free lesson. If you are pregnant, it's time to talk to your mom and let her flip out, because her flipping out is going to be the least of your concerns in the long run. I wish you the best of luck, and hope you are not pregnant, and that in the future you'll be able to make smart decisions for your future.